Stories of Tony (The Tonster) Morton

Tony Morton, a freshman at Carter High school

Some people just have some crazy, unbelievable stories.

One of these people is a freshman named Tony Morton.

Tony has many crazy stories that just seem like they cannot possibly be true.

“One of my favorite stories to tell is the Golden Corral story. I took a tinkle in the ice cream machine one time when I was like six or seven.” He also has a couple stories with hamsters. “My mom ate a hamster in front of me once, for no reason. I also tried to eat one before just because I was hungry.” These stories may seem absolutely unbelievable, but, according to Tony, they are all real. 

Tony has told many of his friends and teachers about his favorite intriguing stories. He’s told Mr. Martinez many stories in his AP Human Geography class, and he’s told Mr. Berkeley many stories in Musical Theater. Sailor Bivens, a freshman, is very familiar with these stories, as she’s heard them multiple times. 

When asked which of Tony’s many stories is Sailor’s favorite, she responded with, “The Golden Corral story.” She also says that she doesn’t believe his stories at all. 

It’s hard to tell if these stories are true or false, but they are definitely entertaining. 

A hamster that Tony has owned

Published by Lexi Hunt

I'm a freshman at Carter High School taking Journalism 1.